Definition

I find myself gasping for the words
Running thru the ends of the earth to figure it all out
How in the world can I explain, how can I make it somehow known
How can I make you see and taste music
How can I find the correct adjectives when all I can imagine to portray are verbs
And how can u prove the magic and mystery and the fire that lives in me
When I must describe this reality of a dream
The aches of my fingers from gripping the sheets
The passion that still lingers in the air
That kiss…..
Oh, that kiss
Please put an end to all of this madness
Because I cannot seek an answer
Given some sort of divine interference from behind the stars and from over and
beyond and above
How to explain how it feels to be in love………

Talib Kweli

Hit me up on twitter tonight. EPIC moment for me! As one of my favorite all time- i -would-take-his-albums-on-a-deserted-island-type-of-shit- this is pretty awesome. WHOO HOOOO!!!

5 Things I don't understand....

1. Why do you think your diet coke is canceling out your cheeseburger? You think that really helps? Oh, no, I get it. You like the taste of diet soda. Shut up. Nobody likes the taste of diet soda.

2. "Oh no my kid is pregnant at 16!"- Do you let them watch anything on tv past 5pm? Do they have access to the internet? Is your child aware of the fact that they have genitals in the 21st century? CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR KID WILL BE PREGNANT SOON!

3. I don't care that she is a celebrity but now she is a best selling author.... and I will await the day God smites Snooki for being Snooki.

4. Why movies that deal with salsa have that gay generic "feel the music" theme. If you try to "feel the music" on the dancefloor in a real salsa club you are not going to be feeling much of short of an asshole.

5. Why do cops say "have a nice day," after giving you a ticket. Now if we slap you with the dark side of our hand and tell you your mom thinks your a failure, then we are in the wrong, right? Ugh. Politics.

"Legally Separated"

This term is an acceptable term on tax forms, legal documentations, and is admissible in court. It is also rumored to function like pixie dust with dashes of hopes and dreams on those strained marriages when one's spouse utters the words, "I need some space," or "I just need a break."

Like what, a vacation?

This conversation actually began between a co-worker and I. This person was telling me that the spouse was "unstable and stressed," about their current situation and that they weren't making it easier on each other. They were actually making it worse. Spouse #1 was already looking for places to move....temporally. They had calmly discussed how they would manage seeing the children and how the finances would be handled during this undetermined amount of time throughout their separation. Everything seemed logical and correctly planned out. Spouse #1 needed a break and spouse #2 felt this may be the best thing if that is what the relationship needed. Besides, as long as the kids are being juggled correctly, what else mattered? Well... then I asked a question, that to me, seemed like the most obvious and pretty damn important question.

So, are you guys allowed to date?

The response I got was a blank stare of "huh. I never thought about that."

I would like some studio audience feedback and then Legally Separated pt 2 will return.....for my ULTIMATE response! (exil laugh x2)

Ah, Marilyn....

So beautiful so bright in your fluorescent spot light
Envy followed your every step regardless of where the trip
Loneliness as transparent as the scarlet on your lips
Sad seduction leaks from your eyes
You captivated audiences regardless of size
With your fancy Chanel number 5
Fame, talent, beauty you had it all
But we had it all wrong
Because although we heard the lyrics
We never quite understood your song
See, all we really need is the satisfaction
And it is on you that we feed
When u wear a mask for so long you forget who u were beneath it
But keep it, because WE, we NEED it!
Oh, Marilyn, you were no different from any of us
A sex symbol, a goddess, a beautiful fantasy of lust
Your tears weren't for the cameras, your smile was delicately hidden behind your white glove
All the while behind the scenes
You were desperately looking for love

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A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.
Marilyn Monroe

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn Monroe

An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.
Marilyn Monroe

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe

Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.
Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Marilyn Monroe

Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.
Marilyn Monroe

Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experience, but that's not where I live.
Marilyn Monroe

First, I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm a person. Then maybe I'll convince myself that I'm an actress.
Marilyn Monroe

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Marilyn Monroe

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marilyn Monroe

I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.
Marilyn Monroe

I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.
Marilyn Monroe

I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.
Marilyn Monroe

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Marilyn Monroe

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
Marilyn Monroe

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe

I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.
Marilyn Monroe

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Marilyn Monroe

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
Marilyn Monroe
I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else.
Marilyn Monroe

I restore myself when I'm alone.
Marilyn Monroe

I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.
Marilyn Monroe

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
Marilyn Monroe

I've never dropped anyone I believed in.
Marilyn Monroe

If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere.
Marilyn Monroe

If I'm a star, then the people made me a star.
Marilyn Monroe

It's all make believe, isn't it?
Marilyn Monroe

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.
Marilyn Monroe

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
Marilyn Monroe

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Marilyn Monroe

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.
Marilyn Monroe

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.
Marilyn Monroe

My work is the only ground I've ever had to stand on. I seem to have a whole superstructure with no foundation but I'm working on the foundation.
Marilyn Monroe

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.
Marilyn Monroe

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe

The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.
Marilyn Monroe

The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had, I would adopt another.
Marilyn Monroe

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.
Marilyn Monroe

There was my name up in lights. I said, 'God, somebody's made a mistake.' But there it was, in lights. And I sat there and said, 'Remember, you're not a star.' Yet there it was up in lights.
Marilyn Monroe

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Marilyn Monroe

Let's Keep It Real, Shall We?

Here are some extremely controversial rants...

1. Marriage is slowly declining in the US... Why? Because whether we want to admit it or not ladies... this whole independent woman shit doesn't quite work all the time. You know why? Because men usually like to feel like they own their own testicles. Men like that whole classic house cleaned, laundry done, dinner cooked, I-only slept-with-at-most-3-people-in-my-whole-20 to 24-years-of-living-and-even-that-is-pushing-it-even-though-i-probably-slept-with-a-million-women-and-i-don't-believe-in-double-standards..... And men guess what... that whole he-man way of YOU WOMAN, I MAN, type of thinking doesn't work either. Let us be independent but dammit open up a door and yeah that's right help us out too. Ha! Have fun spending the rest of eternity figuring that one out.

2. Who needs human communication when you have electronics to fill your mind with endless hours of fluff that comes fully equipped with magical powers that occupy you so well, you completely forgot what was bothering you in the first place. POOF! Wait, what?

3. Girls getting their periods at age 10. Yeah... keep thinking that shit is organic.

4. "Family Friendly" shows that air at 6pm show one night stands with a college professor and a highschool girl hooking up in a bathroom. Remember when Full House's biggest controversy was when Stephanie went to a make out party.

5. Texting "LOL" and not laughing out loud makes you a liar. Do you hear me?! A LIAR!

6. I tried paying the gift shop old ladies in Trident Layers and they took it. FACT.

7. Working out isn't fun. Ok? Get over it. I'm sick of everyone saying "Wow, how awesome, what a great work out!" Because guess what, if it was fun or you "feel good," afterwards, you probably didn't do shit.

8. I now realize why my husband can play the exact same game and do the exact same thing each and everytime and still become addicted. Meet a Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie addict. (she said guiltily)

9. Is it ok for men to giggle? Can u have a man-giggle, and still be a man?

10. Hitler... he probably had the right idea, didn't he? I mean, seriously... think about it. I won't tell.... (pssst! friendly reminder... they killed Jesus)

Happy Veterans Day

Dedicated to my Husband-- the brightest star in all the heavens

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There is nothing more precious than the sanctity of life
There is nothing more appreciated than the sanity of his wife
Each and every time you leave, oxygen instantly lacks
Each and every time you leave, eternally grateful that you come back

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This is to everyday you had to lace up your boots & find the strength to pick up your armor yet again
This is to everyday you had to wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of alarms, sirens, bombs, and scream
This is to every life you have touched and saved and inspired
This is to you
My Veteran
My Hero
My Solider
My Patriot
This is to everyday you made someone in need smile
This is to everyday you found something worth smiling about
This is to everyday you looked forward to the packages
This is to everyday you made the world remember you are the reason we are free
This is to you
My Husband
My Love
My Life
My Future
Thank you for being so strong
Thank you for finding the courage to carry on
Thank you for knowing the paradise you would come home to
Thank you for your bold heart, your tired feet & callused hands

It is because of you that we are able to breathe freely.

New Mexico (noun) Definitions

"allah"- adj (pronounced ah lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) very similar to the phrase "Oh My God" and is used with absolutely no knowledge of it's origin (ex. the Qu'ran- Islamic religious text)

"weekends"- verb- are spent tending to the normal duties of the average local such as wood cutting, hunting, building, working, tending to chickens and/or horses/elk/cows all while intoxicated

"eeee"- (origin unknown) Used as an exaggeration of some sort but mostly used for the pleasure of annoying those unfamiliar with it's usage


"fun"- adjective- anything relatively tedious, related to slave work, or seemingly boring but all done while intoxicated with any means of intoxication available and then driving home.

"hispanic"- noun- the response to what many are expecting would answer the question of ethnicity or cultural background but has cultivated into a country all on it's own. (exact location of above referred country, Hispanica, has yet to be found)

indians- noun- Gods. Of. Everything.

culture- adjective- mountains, turquoise jewelry, & unlawful speeding tickets


New Mexican- (noun) a highly confused and specifically confined to New Mexico species to prevent further spread of ridicule to the rest of the world, where you can enjoy "new mexican," music & food but is in no way related to Mexico such as, tortillas, green chile (the native's most sacred food), & burritos. Similar to the very common "Floridian food" (?)

Poetic Paradise

Poetic power
Poetic paradise
A freedom
A speech
A form of OUT LOUD
that has infinite expression
I cannot hold my tongue and be trapped in a steel misunderstanding prison of words unspoken
Blood stained fear taints my prison bars
As I devour the light that shines thru my reflection
The prison bars taunt me and lie to me and tempt me with their stories of an easier way
Fear of speaking my truth? Hiding in a shadow of a person that once was? While all the injustices run around and play?
Not me
Not ever
For my poetic paradise is found in his promise of forever.

Life is all about SEX

It's the desire that is soaked with ambition
And slick with sensitivity
Passion unmasked unveiled untamed
That is mistaken for something it's not
But I will not stop
Use that untouchable strength and
Push against the walls
That are deep inside
Deeper and deeper
Keep trying
Keep Trying
Don't Stop
More
More
More!
Moan and groan and ride the sea of determination
Exhale more life into a once fading fire
Inhale the sighs that are unpredictable each and everyday
And fuck your way thru the doubts and insecurities
The best is yet to come
Success in that one final climax
Where that orgasm grasps you by the throat, exhausted, thrilled, dripping, limp, and hungry for more
Love, pain, pushing, pulling, in and out...
It's the everyday hustle, that OH MY GOD
IM COMING
And getting yours.




May Life bring you many triumphs and reward you with all that you deserve and all it took to reach your goals & orgasms!

Seek and you shall find

Find me a sunshine that never sets
show me an ocean that never leaves it's sweet sea's scent shadow upon the shore
Whusper to me the song of the wind
Sing to me the mystery of the stars
Dance with me in the rain hitting every beat of every raindrop's melody
Kiss me outside of the box
Be bold and daring enough to believe
Then strong enough to do
Write sing draw raw uncut unedited pure uncensored lyrics that creat a common misunderstanding of common people
Unable to comprehend
An uncommon common idea
Freedom
Find your passion and paint
(with a brush untained) the world exactly as you see it-
Conquered.

From His Eyes

Please don't do this to me....
Don't
Come
Closer

She walks in and it's almost like those old school jazz & blues times
Where the lights are dimmed and the dark blue skies hides the night's crimes
She walks in, coming closer
focus only on her
I tend to lose myself just looking at her & my pulse and heart begin to race
But you can never tell by my face
Because by the time you are in my view, I have already composed a plan
Without this, You would have been ravaged by your third step towards me
(Might I add, I would have accomplished this easily)
because tho you may not see beneath the brim of my hat I have already completed a full body scan
You see, the problem is, you are so beautiful sometimes I wonder if you make my sanity disappear and I am left here intoxicated and debating should I have ran
Far away from that voice that soothes like velvet on a naked spine
Far away from that mind that knows no limits but is fully refined
Far away from your heavenly scent
That gets me feeling like this moment is what that love song really meant
but back to my master plan
Dammit woman I am a Man!
I know your searching my eyes looking if I have lost my control, my cool, my suave, my ever lasting poise
And despite the heart screaming and yelling at me to let the words roll off of my tongue I ignore it's beating noise
Your closer than ever and I can feel my entire body turn simultaneously from fire to ice
With a forced nonchalant smirk (not full smile) and a casual glance upright (she looks fu@#$%ing amazing, JESUS CHRIST)
I utter the words
"You look nice."
And unfortunately that is the best I could do
To restrain from telling you, without losing my cool, that I am completely hopeless when I am around you.