It has been much too long since you and I have been together and I have missed you. It is an unfortunate truth, indeed, when life and reality intertwines with the whimsical freedom that is writing. It has been a rough start to this New Year but like always strength & inspiration & love triumph. In other words....
I'M BACK BEEEETTTTCCCHHHISSSSS!!!
March 20th, we made it 2 years being married!!!!!!!! December 20th was 5 years and two of those were of marriage. WOWsers!
To My Husband:
This life, this mortal, tedious, daily strife is nothing short of a wasted projection of tears damped in black and white. And then out of the gift of God- he gives us this treasure, this alternative to bleak reality- and blesses us with colors and inspiration and purpose- and he names it Love.
And as he whispered this concept, this idea, this rare and delicate miracle to the wind- he decided that only those who listened could experience this divine and monumental dream. And for some reason, little ol me, heard the wind beat box to me your name- and instantly- I saw forever.
And here we are- hand in hand, creating rainbows in mid-air and dancing on the trees- because this life we live, it means nothing to me- but with you- all I see is beauty, truth, and endless possibilities.
Happy Anniversary I love you.
Listen up....
Sending out prayers does not stop the radiation
Giving out your heart does not feed or shelter them
Them being in your thoughts does not help them.
They need CONCRETE AID! If you have seen any of the videos or pictures or are even slightly aware of the terrible nightmare they are living, and will be suffering through for quite some time, PLEASE follow the link below to the different places you can donate to.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_newsroom/20110311/wl_yblog_newsroom/japan-earthquake-and-tsunami-how-to-help
Imagine your entire life being washed away LITERALLY, or looking for your loved ones for days with no way of knowing if they are still alive, imagine having to explain this tragedy to a younger sibling or child or even worse, trying to erase the images that are now imprinted in their mind.
Most of the donation sites require at least a $10 contribution. I think that is affordable.
If the emotional aspect doesn't get to you then consider this- your donation is tax deductible and the US is in debt to Japan. If their economy shuts down, what do you think that means for us? (if this got to you more than the images I provided...... you're an asshole)
JAPAN NEEDS US!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just Kidding!!! There is no such thing!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
However, if I had to give a "typical" (what does that even mean?!) guy some advice here are some good tips:
1. I don't care how honest you guys are with each other... NEVER EVER EVER say she looks fat. If she talks bad about herself, suck it up, tell her she's gorgeous and that's it. Repeat 8,000,000,000,000 times.
2. When you make a comment such as "Oh man, I think red is so hot." and we are not wearing red, automatically our ridiculous woman mind says that whatever color we are wearing is NOT hot. Yeah, yeah, I know. But its true.
3. Whether they tell you or not, women love to get put in their place. It shows dominance and masculinity and we will probably rape you at that moment.
4. If she tries something new with her makeup, fashion, hair, etc. Please remember although we realize that unless you are a homosexual you have zero knowledge of how much thought goes into our beauty regime, your opinion weighs heavily on us, so viewer discretion is advised.
5. Don't ever tell us our roots are showing, our eyebrows need plucking, or our legs are prickly. Listen here big guy, reach down and make sure you still have a pair and remember you shouldn't care about anything besides the fact that we are allowing you to have sex with us. Roots cost money and are not fun to administer, eyebrow plucking/waxing is painful, and shaving/waxing our legs and them being smooth lasts all but 1-2 days so if you didn't touch them within that time frame, we are not risking razor bumps for you because then you will notice how red our legs are. (sigh) Get it? Just don't mention it.
I have a vagina and I approve this message.
The honor code's instructions for living a "chaste and virtuous life" include attending church on a regular basis while abstaining from alcohol, tobacco, tea, coffee, drugs, pornography, gambling, homosexuality, and swearing, as well as premarital sex. "Feelings of attraction" are permitted.-
Rules of a Mormon High School
Clearly..... coffee and tea are eeeevvvilll!!!
Yes, that's right!
A College Professor gave a live demonstration for educational purposes in his Sex Ed class of a man using a sex toy on a woman in order to give her an orgasm. The demonstration was optional and students were warned that it was going to be graphic. SAY WHAAAATTT?? Live porn in school?! Hell YEAH!
Of course, controversy erupted. Parents (despite the fact that these are grown ass adults in college) were enraged and even public and school officials that this kind of behavior was permitted.
Forget the crisis in Japan, forget the possible World War 3, forget that Thor is coming out this summer, forget all that important stuff in the world... let's focus on adults in a controlled environment volunteering to watch an educational sexual demonstration. GASP! THE HORROR!
Interesting how we can glamorize and say that "sex sells," to manufacture and sell products, but we can't teach it. America, America, shame on you and your pubescent virginity. We all know your a whore.
What a beautiful thing!
South Korea & The Philippines get over 60 Robot teachers to teach them English. The robots read and speak and interact with students with an LCD screen of a Caucasian woman who also sings and dances with the robot moving it's arms and legs. A few things...
.....was recorded and produced in 2 hours and now is a worldwide hit.
Katrina photo was a big mistake.
Before every woman on earth attacks me on this piece, let's be realistic. There are stereotypical attributes that belong to each sex and I just happen to have a lot of the ones that belong to, well, men.
1. I love absolutely every show on the Spike Channel, lovingly dubbed, "the man channel."
2. I get excited and competitive when playing video games. (watching the previews of new ones also excite me too - - - as I reserve the games at gamestop.)
3. I am pretty obsessed with comic books and the actually good renditions of the movies they make.
4. I love man razors. Yes, that's right. Fuck waxing. Man razors are better.
5. I think women are evil and manipulative. For example, Oh I want to be with you but wait, we can't because my past has been rough blah blah blah but I still love you. Or how about this, You are supposed to read my mind!! EEEEEVVVVIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!
And by the way, men recognize when you walk in heels that are too high and look like you have a stick in your ass. Fun fact # 2, you emit your whore scent from miles away, so please don't be insulted when men want to limit the conversation. Just thought us, er, I mean, men should tell women.
6. I love sport cars and racing.
7. I have the biggest potty mouth on earth. Seriously. The only exceptions are kids. Small kids.
8. I think small dogs are gay.
9. I also think pretty boys are gay. And soft. And I could whoop their ass.
10. I can't deal with tears if I don't love you. I really can't. I almost feel like slapping the bitch out of you. Equal treatment for both males and females.
I strike as silently as the flash that you seldom see
That jump in your heart once you realize that beauty was me
Fear that ignites as quickly as it disappears
Your eyes realize the brightness of my path that I clear
Only for seconds for my rage is that great
Silent
Bright
Don’t underrate
Unconquered phenomena that seeks solitude with grace
Yet I demand your attention with each gravitational pull
You cannot silence me I am a force to be reckoned with if you can try to find a
way to
Define my theories that bend the rules of this world’s time
My bolts of ideas leave shadows of my influence behind
I am unstoppable, beautiful, deadly
with a brightness to bring dark skies to life
Science, reason, and logic target my location but cannot understand my strife
I challenge the moon and rape the clouds to bend to my will
I wish you could see that beyond this beauty I withhold a special skill
That only you can see
I am strong for others while constantly providing new ways to protect me
Whereas you hold my power of love and truth
And you are my lightening that I run to
