Poll Results "Battle of the Sexes!"

First and foremost I must say that I absolutely LOVED this month's poll results!!! Thank you everyone who voted and casted such fantastic results that ultimately began some very fiery discussions.. so lets begin!

Significant others that talk to their exes?

71% Are you serious? Major LOL
42% Maybe, I mean, does that mean I can still talk to mine?
0% I don't mind. Reminds them of how good they have it.

I loved this poll! Exes are always a delicate subject in any relationship so I found it very interesting when I saw that no one was a definite "I don't mind." It was either a hell no or a hmmm.... I like that people are alive in thought or extremely sure of what they want or don't want. I'm not sure how to analyze the 42% percentile group... does this suggest that maybe it's ok because you are able to talk to your ex and that is sort of an exciting option rather than hiding it and who cares who they talk to at least now you can talk to " ".. or that maybe it's ok because their ex doesn't bother you and I guess that means yours is also in the clear if you wanted them to be? Is this a possible dangerously close-to-flirting-with-a-cheating-situation or a just security in your relationship? What do you think???

I, unfortunately, fall into the majority. HOWEVER, there are certain exempts from this rule. I don't believe that exes hold some sort of magical control over your significant other that forces them into the dark hands of inevitable infidelity & lust. There are some (rarely) respectable platonic exes that are genuinely capable of being just friends-and good friends at that. I have been witness to this. But more often than not, they aren't. They take advantage of you and your significant other's good nature and take unnecessary trips down memory lane, always willing to give "good" advice for your relationship, inside jokes, seemingly harmless flirting, random invites that exclude the spouse, i miss yous or i love yous....etc. So, in the end.... I agree "MAJOR LOL"

Fellas biggest turn off in a lady?

25% Ugly Feet
50% Crooked Teeth
50% Too Fat
50% Body Odor
0% for cursing, smoking, drinking, greasy hair, too skinny

This was pretty interesting. I pretty much agree with the ones that were selected, although to me, it appears a lot of those attributes or best said flaws, can be fixed. Pedicures, braces, dieting or surgery for extreme measures, and the most basic of them, showering! (duh) But of course the initial physical attraction is what sets off the relationship and those are all things you don't want to have to fix if you don't even care about her yet. I get it. But cursing, smoking, drinking... those are all habits. Wouldn't those be harder to stop or curve?? What do you think?? Maybe I'm wrong.. if so.. LADIES! Let loose those potty sailor mouths, puff puff away, bring out the Grey Goose, fuck the shampoo, and barf til you can't barf no more cuz men still think you are lovely!

Ladies Biggest turn off in a male?

66% Shy
16% Smoker
16% Drinker
0% for fashionably retarded, loud, gamer, jock, sensitive, macho

Even more interesting! Does this prove that women are less vain? Nah, probably not. I was suprised to see that shy was not very attractive for a lady. I would have thought that would be the less popular choice since women love the challenge of the silent types, but apparently gentlemen, we like you outgoing, talkative and wild! Keep the smoking and the drinking light and bring out the mismatching clothes, obnoxious loudness, the overnight lines for the new games, all the ESPN we can swallow, the man tears, and the macho macho man cuzz we apparently don't care and will love you still!

Women with kids?

66% Hell no! I want my own! Plus who wants baby daddy drama?
33% Sure why not? Everyone has a past.
16% Maybe depends on how deep the relationship is

Men with kids?

50% Hell no! I don't want to be a step mom! Who wants baby momma drama?
25% Sure why not> Everyone has a past
25% Maybe, it depends on how deep the relationship is

Thoughts?????


Guys that cry?

50% Nothing wrong with that, they're sensitive
16% Gay. Wow. So Gay,
16% Depends like if there was a death in the family, etc
16% I don't even know how to deal with girls when they cry

Look at us compassionate beings! Great results! I have trouble fitting perfectly into any of these percetages. I think I feel a little bit of all of them. Is that terrible? ha!

I would let you cheat on me with...

16% Salma Hayek
50% Johnny Depp
16% Roselyn Sanchez
16% Gabrielle Union
No love for Brad Pitt, Vida Guerra, Tyson Beckford, or William Levy

Maybe I chose bad candidates? I have absolutely no idea who is extremely attractive in Hollywood enough to cheat. According to my husband.. depending on the role the actor is playing, depends on if I would do them or not. More often than not, he's right.

How to determine a player?

16% His boys are watching when he comes to talk to u
33% "psst! Ay, girl!"
33% Has 500 facebook friends, 400 of them female
33% Invites you to his house on the first date

I like all of these results! Except the "psst ay girl" if a man is still using that to get your attention, he isn't a player, he's an asshole.

How to determine a slut?

33% Body Language
66% All women are sluts

HILARIOUS. In all fairness, I didn't have this option for the ladies, so I do apologize. Do I agree with these totally obscure results? Absolutely

Ladies, sexiest trait for the fellas?

40% His smile
40% His touch
60% His eyes
20% His talents

This is coming from real ladies, gentlemen! Don't believe the hype. 0% for body, dress code, voice, and hair! And SIXTY percent was for eyes. What does this mean? Leave the ridiculous dark shades at home, keep your hair out of your face, lose the unnatural color contacts and give it to us plain, naked, and raw. We love the way you look at us!

Fellas, sexiest trait for the ladies?

50% Her smile
25% Her hair
75% Her eyes

WHOA! See ladies? They DO notice our hair! ZERO percent for everything else! Leave that hollywood perception alone and make sure you are brushing those pearly whites, spending the extra cash for that sensual shampoo, and leave the ridiculous bumblebee shades at home, keep your hair out of your face, lose the unnatural color contacts, keep the makeup minimal and nondistracting or at least learn to do GOOD makeup, and dart those lashes at your man. He loves it!!!!!

Finally, a poll where the sexes agree! Eyes truly are the windows to our souls.

Women cook and clean. Men work and fix things

42% False!
57% Eh, sorta.

Watch out, fellas. This is NOT the 1920's and women are not waiting around for you to bring home the bacon or to fix our shit. We got tools, we got high paying jobs, we got handymen, and we are ready! You better order a pizza honey cuz there ain't no cooking around here and make sure you take off your shoes at the door, we fired the maid. Keep up with us or keep it moving!
However, there are still many women out there that hold some of the old school values and there is nothing wrong with that either. What is a traditional woman anyway? Who knows that definition anymore.. The only point to argue here is very simple... those old school marriages? It has to be working because they are still married.

Hope I sparked some fire into some of you and thanks so much for all of your votes. Stay tuned for June's polls.