New Mexico (noun) Definitions

"allah"- adj (pronounced ah lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) very similar to the phrase "Oh My God" and is used with absolutely no knowledge of it's origin (ex. the Qu'ran- Islamic religious text)

"weekends"- verb- are spent tending to the normal duties of the average local such as wood cutting, hunting, building, working, tending to chickens and/or horses/elk/cows all while intoxicated

"eeee"- (origin unknown) Used as an exaggeration of some sort but mostly used for the pleasure of annoying those unfamiliar with it's usage


"fun"- adjective- anything relatively tedious, related to slave work, or seemingly boring but all done while intoxicated with any means of intoxication available and then driving home.

"hispanic"- noun- the response to what many are expecting would answer the question of ethnicity or cultural background but has cultivated into a country all on it's own. (exact location of above referred country, Hispanica, has yet to be found)

indians- noun- Gods. Of. Everything.

culture- adjective- mountains, turquoise jewelry, & unlawful speeding tickets


New Mexican- (noun) a highly confused and specifically confined to New Mexico species to prevent further spread of ridicule to the rest of the world, where you can enjoy "new mexican," music & food but is in no way related to Mexico such as, tortillas, green chile (the native's most sacred food), & burritos. Similar to the very common "Floridian food" (?)