Here are some extremely controversial rants...
1. Marriage is slowly declining in the US... Why? Because whether we want to admit it or not ladies... this whole independent woman shit doesn't quite work all the time. You know why? Because men usually like to feel like they own their own testicles. Men like that whole classic house cleaned, laundry done, dinner cooked, I-only slept-with-at-most-3-people-in-my-whole-20 to 24-years-of-living-and-even-that-is-pushing-it-even-though-i-probably-slept-with-a-million-women-and-i-don't-believe-in-double-standards..... And men guess what... that whole he-man way of YOU WOMAN, I MAN, type of thinking doesn't work either. Let us be independent but dammit open up a door and yeah that's right help us out too. Ha! Have fun spending the rest of eternity figuring that one out.
2. Who needs human communication when you have electronics to fill your mind with endless hours of fluff that comes fully equipped with magical powers that occupy you so well, you completely forgot what was bothering you in the first place. POOF! Wait, what?
3. Girls getting their periods at age 10. Yeah... keep thinking that shit is organic.
4. "Family Friendly" shows that air at 6pm show one night stands with a college professor and a highschool girl hooking up in a bathroom. Remember when Full House's biggest controversy was when Stephanie went to a make out party.
5. Texting "LOL" and not laughing out loud makes you a liar. Do you hear me?! A LIAR!
6. I tried paying the gift shop old ladies in Trident Layers and they took it. FACT.
7. Working out isn't fun. Ok? Get over it. I'm sick of everyone saying "Wow, how awesome, what a great work out!" Because guess what, if it was fun or you "feel good," afterwards, you probably didn't do shit.
8. I now realize why my husband can play the exact same game and do the exact same thing each and everytime and still become addicted. Meet a Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie addict. (she said guiltily)
9. Is it ok for men to giggle? Can u have a man-giggle, and still be a man?
10. Hitler... he probably had the right idea, didn't he? I mean, seriously... think about it. I won't tell.... (pssst! friendly reminder... they killed Jesus)
I am but a puppet to my heart's passion
In the crudeness of the night
Truth and shadows mimic the twilight
And things that hide in the light
Become plainly and vividly in sight
There is a rawness to utter darkness
It is, in my opinion, what many fear
Because inside your head, free of noise, it is a coward that always appears
As dawn lifts the sky and the sunlight draws near
Your reality begins. Enjoy your life of sin.
"This passion, this burn, this fire... it will consume me eventually."
Me, myself, & my mic
"My touch sets the pace as I lace my fingers around it's thin waist, and my voice sends static music that hypnotizes you without a choice, and my words? Oh, my words. They are the potency behind my sweet lips poetic bite. Just me, myself, & my mic.
Self Portrait
My body aches with desire
My fingers itch with passion
My mind yearns for truth
My heart screams for compassion
Live with purpose
Fight for a cause
Find reason for each breath you take
Because everyone dies
But not everyone lives
My fingers itch with passion
My mind yearns for truth
My heart screams for compassion
Live with purpose
Fight for a cause
Find reason for each breath you take
Because everyone dies
But not everyone lives
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Let's Keep It Real, Shall We?
Posted by Kay Martiatu at 7:54 PM
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ummm ok yea so since I have been really planning my wedding everything I hear about is how no one is getting married any more and I think one stat says that after a couple of years of marriage people divorce!! Its almost like once people say I DO there is a switch that goes off and people CHANGE! what happened to really loving each other and the true meaning of marriage?? Do we want to really be a Society of just baby mamas daddies girl friends and boyfriends instead of husband and wife?? Interesting!! Love you Kay!!!
LOL LOL LOL and let me assure you that I am in fact Laughing the fuck out loud! I must apologize to you for being the bastard brother that I am..why have I waited till now to read such brilliance?!
Allow me to add my two and a half cents to the fray...
1. Marriage...its quickly becoming more and more evident that its becoming an over-rated tradition..sadly the "old ways" are becoming ancient...forgotten..scoffed off.
"The Rise Of the Machines" (independent woman movement) has infected too many homes with a warped sense of justice, equality, and emotional anarchy ultimately destroying the balance made the minute the first woman was with the first man. Men do dishes, vac, babysit, it wasn't enough to own the testicles, but they had to confiscate the soul. I dont mean to b extreme, helping..men have always helped...not take turns or do it all...no role reversals unless it was some sort of sexual position..but this is a conversation best left for a later time...lol
chivalry also does need to be addressed, but since i am a gentleman its not my word to say :)
2. Technology is God sent lol..nuff said
3. lol yeah at this point as long as you know what it is your fair game lol
4. Problems do seem to have been multiplied since I was a youngster lol
5. LOL
6. That was just epic!
7. Working out is fun if you have no soul
8. I agree!
9. lol if he likes boys 2 men probably not lol
10. LOL
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