1. Why do you think your diet coke is canceling out your cheeseburger? You think that really helps? Oh, no, I get it. You like the taste of diet soda. Shut up. Nobody likes the taste of diet soda.
2. "Oh no my kid is pregnant at 16!"- Do you let them watch anything on tv past 5pm? Do they have access to the internet? Is your child aware of the fact that they have genitals in the 21st century? CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR KID WILL BE PREGNANT SOON!
3. I don't care that she is a celebrity but now she is a best selling author.... and I will await the day God smites Snooki for being Snooki.
4. Why movies that deal with salsa have that gay generic "feel the music" theme. If you try to "feel the music" on the dancefloor in a real salsa club you are not going to be feeling much of short of an asshole.
5. Why do cops say "have a nice day," after giving you a ticket. Now if we slap you with the dark side of our hand and tell you your mom thinks your a failure, then we are in the wrong, right? Ugh. Politics.
"This passion, this burn, this fire... it will consume me eventually."
Me, myself, & my mic
"My touch sets the pace as I lace my fingers around it's thin waist, and my voice sends static music that hypnotizes you without a choice, and my words? Oh, my words. They are the potency behind my sweet lips poetic bite. Just me, myself, & my mic.
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