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I am but a puppet to my heart's passion

In the crudeness of the night

Truth and shadows mimic the twilight

And things that hide in the light

Become plainly and vividly in sight

There is a rawness to utter darkness

It is, in my opinion, what many fear

Because inside your head, free of noise, it is a coward that always appears

As dawn lifts the sky and the sunlight draws near

Your reality begins. Enjoy your life of sin.


"This passion, this burn, this fire... it will consume me eventually."

Me, myself, & my mic

Me, myself, & my mic
"My touch sets the pace as I lace my fingers around it's thin waist, and my voice sends static music that hypnotizes you without a choice, and my words? Oh, my words. They are the potency behind my sweet lips poetic bite. Just me, myself, & my mic.

Self Portrait

My body aches with desire
My fingers itch with passion
My mind yearns for truth
My heart screams for compassion
Live with purpose
Fight for a cause
Find reason for each breath you take
Because everyone dies
But not everyone lives

Sunday, June 12, 2011

7 Things I will Never Do When I Am A Professor

1)never read a syllabus word for word-
If I handed out the copies, I'm pretty sure if you made it to college- you are capable of reading them yourselves. You probably aren't listening to me anyway.

2)Never assign an expensive book that I will only use 2-5 passages to refer to in my lesson-
that's just assholish man! The internet..... THE INTERNET!!!!

3)No ridiculous rules example
-"don't acknowledge sneezing" Really? True story.

4)Device Policies-
it's 2011, you will never win. Oh, and PS.... you are teaching adults!!!!!

5)NO POWERPOINTS ONLY TO READ THE SAME DAMN SLIDES I'M GOING TO GIVE TO YOU ALOUD!
- I basically don't want to have to read out loud to you. I just don't get it. It's kindergarten shit.

6)No attendance Policies-
You are in college. Either your getting your school paid for or your paying out of pocket... either way, you will get what you paid for. Why am I going to force you if your just going to youtube during my lesson? Stay your ass home and get that nice "F". I still get a paycheck. I will not waste my time on those that do not want to learn, so why force it?

7)No class or lecture after a test
- a couple of reasons for this one- it will def boost my ratemyprofessor.com ratings and it sucks to have a lesson after a test. Haven't you raped my brain enough???

1 comments:

Craig said...

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