1. They are wearing anything Ed Hardy
2. If they are male and own something bejewled. If they are female they own a device that enhances their "bump it"
3. They think it's ok to leave their clothing tags on as they wear it
4. They speak in "text-talk" such as spelling out "OMG," or "BRB"
5. They think that the robot voice is a real voice
6. They wear all black to be "different." Like all the other ones that wear black to be "different."
7. They think the cast from Jersey Shore is cool.
8. They can do the "soldier boy"
9. They wear sunglasses at night
10. They quote anything from the Biggie Smalls movie.
"This passion, this burn, this fire... it will consume me eventually."
Me, myself, & my mic
"My touch sets the pace as I lace my fingers around it's thin waist, and my voice sends static music that hypnotizes you without a choice, and my words? Oh, my words. They are the potency behind my sweet lips poetic bite. Just me, myself, & my mic.
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You def forgot about the stanky leg(lol and the Jerk (wow). I have another one just one word that explains an idiot. EMO!!!!!!!!!!
lol lol lol
let me add to the list
11. wearing sunglasses inside, during the nite, or in the club
12. wear clothes that dont fit them either too tight or too baggy
13. if you enjoy anything that has to do with sarah jessica parker
14. wearing a bluetooth all the time
15. starbucks and the whole coffee culture
16. if you go to places with wi fi just to sit on your laptop and look like an ass
17. dressing like 106 and park
daaaamn! what's up with all this hate?
Ain't nothin' wrong with watching Jersey Shore. Do I think their cool? Hell fuck no! but who DOESN'T want to see Snooki get punched in the face? haha classic!
P.S
Sex & the City + Starbucks are pretty fucking great.
To each their own.
I must say that sarah jessica parker is a transvestite donkey monster during the day and the boogie man during the wee hours of the nite....and the fact that people take pictures of her for more than scientific purposes amazes me.....yet jersey shore is the funniest show on tv....keep fist pumping you greasy marinara loving douchebags!
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