PUH-LEEZE!!!
No SUCH thing anymore!
You've got these bad boys...
Full body girdles! Not only does it make you drop 2 dress sizes instantly, it also lifts your butt!
This does not include these two other options:
FOAM BUTT FILLERS!!!!!!!!! WHOOO HOOO!!! There are also butt lift jeans...
How about....
Adds two cup sizes! Miraculous!
And here is the biggest offender of all...
We are talking false lashes, concealer, lip plumper, foundation, etc etc etc.
But ladies and gents.... here is au natural...
Redness, puffy eyes, and you're lucky you can't see what I am wearing! Here are other options...
This "natural" look includes moisturizer, face primer, foundation, concealer, highlighter, blush, 4 different eyeshadow colors, bronzer, liquid eyeliner, mascara, eyeliner, lipstick, lip gloss, pressed powder, powder foundation, finishing spray and a finishing powder....
Writing that almost makes me feel like its not worth it... Here is a lesser look:
This look includes..... powder foundation, 1 eyeshadow, and eyeliner. Better?
And look #3:
Powder, 2 eyeshadows, gloss, and eyeliner. Plus, not so very natural straight hair with curls.
My husband's favorite?
The first one.
It takes about 0 mins to complete.
WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES LADIES??????!!!!!
But we love it... yes... oh yes... we DO!
4 comments:
I love it all jejejeje!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,u r soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty and beautiful with or without makeup,enjoy everything u like is u time to shine,enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Well you know which one I like best so I will just say I love you :-)
I must say you have matured into a beautiful woman!! Love you mama!!!
Its all pink on the inside!
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