Clubbin'

Aside from the type of music and the architectural design of a particular nightclub, they are all pretty much the same.

What's always different are girl's excuses on why they don't want to dance with you:

Simple & Direct excuses range from:
-A stern "no."
-The smiling "No, thanks!"
-The ring finger flash
-The point over to the boyfriend/husband/date at the bar
-A laugh (indicating "hell no")
-The walkaway (sometimes even before you get a chance to ask)

Complicated & Indirect (but certainly rude) range from:
-The fat and/or ugly friend getting in the way
-Your victim helplessly tugging at her friend as all of a sudden her friend really needs her on the other side (whichever side is opposite yours)
-"I'm gay"
-The faker- (this is considerably the worst) She agrees to dance with you and begins to dance, whats more awesome than this?? Her friend joins in and creates this mega sandwhich of sexiness... until your not even mid-song and they both walk off without even looking back. "'sup wit dat??!"
-Ignoring
-"I'm leaving now." Only to see her ten mins later dancing with probably a much cuter guy.

Don't all of these suck? Ladies... we are so cruel! No wonder fat chicks get all the love at clubs.. they don't discriminate!

Men are not better of course.

I had a guy ask me twice... while speaking two inches away from my face if I wanted to dance. The second time he responded with "I'm gay, whats the big fucking deal?!" and then he smacked my ass.

Yeah...

That's the big deal.

Well, clubbin is clubbin!